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I don't know what it is about this trailer that makes me laugh every time. Crank 2. Enjoy



Highlights:

13 seconds: Chev Chellios? I feel like they could have come up with a more B.A. name than that.

33 seconds: Random iPhone plug. Nothing screams cool now-a-days like a shameless product plug.

54 seconds - 1:01: Great line. "Just juice me" This is where I start cracking up every time and I can't figure out why. Maybe it's because he hooks jumper cables up to his nipples and holds another one to his tongue. Just look at his face. Priceless.

1:16: Asian women using high powered weaponry while wearing bikinis. hahaha

1:34-1:40: "Find someone to rub against" This is the exact moment when writers ran out of ideas on how to get Chev recharged. Classy none the less. They felt like they needed to add a comedic aspect to this already ridiculous movie so they get Chev to hump a grandma. Nice.

1:51-1:56: Cue random shots from the movie in no coherent sequence. Chev with a tazer doing a Matrix move, A dude with a whip, a shot of pink booty shorts all to the tune of Linkin Park's Give it Up.

2:08: After a shot of a girl giving a lap dance (because some producer somewhere said "Put that in the trailer, we'll secure the high school crowd with that") we get the creepiest part of the entire trailer. A Chinese dude going "La la la la la" with his tongue. What could that possibly have anything to do with this movie?

2:18: Again with the Asian chicks?

I don't know about you but this is one movie I say I am not going to see because it looks so ridiculous, but I'll probably end up seeing it just for laughs. Ahhhhh Hollywood.